ANNOUNCEMENT: DOOGIE IS A MARRIED MAN, MAY OR MAY NOT QUIT RUINING EVERYTHING

On Saturday, October 9, my friend Daniel W. Fisher, Jr. married his longtime companion, Melissa. Though I was too far away to attend the wedding, my thoughts were with them on the big day. If I'm lucky, I get to see them for a bit when they come by Paris for their honeymoon.

Yes, yes, I know. It's their honeymoon. Yes, I know. Right, I know. I promise I won't intrude. No, really! Geez, get off my case!