Wednesday, November 17, 2004

I Now Have A Bidet



But what the hell do I do with it? It's clearly Very French, and I don't trust it one bit.

I'm thinking of balancing a chessboard on it or something.

6 Comments:

At 3:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, Mikey B in Chicago says that the almost toilet would be perfect a perfect spot to barf any time you might get overdrunk. It could instead be used as a fish bowl/ rubber ducky pond.

Now on to more important things:

Your Packers are in 1st! It makes me sick, but I must say I am in awe of Favre magic. On the Chicago Lakeshore, the Bears are aliive and fighting! They won 3 in a row, and are just a game back of the Vikes and Pack (The Pack beat the Vikes in GB, if you didn't know. They are 5-4)! Now the Bears wouldn't be the Bears if it was all good news. The Defense has been stellar, but with the offensive minded Colts coming to town, it was bad timing for Brian Urlacher to get a grapefruit size swell on his calve (which happened after the game and he went to the hospital- no one knew he was hurt until reports the following morning). He's out 4-6 weeks. UGG!!

As for fantasy football, dude, you are blowing a chance at the big bucks! You've got a real good chance, but you need to check my e-mail I sent you, and update your roster. If I start picking up players for you people will think I am doing something hooky, and it will also be a conflict of interest since we may end up battling in the playoffs. Moral of the story, help your team help you. Help them, help yooou. HELP THEM--- HELP YOU!!! (Sorry, had a Jerry Maguire moment)

Anyway, gotta go. Oh last thing! Don't forget not to race dudes in 50 yard dashes over and over. Your legs will get sore and collapse! I learned that from when we thought we were 15 years old and did that in the park a few mnthes ago. Just a good safety reminder. Peace out homey!

 
At 1:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

cuz, you wash your ass with it.

 
At 1:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

do you think we could get Beached to do some walking on water tricks atop the water spurt? that's it. i'm bringing him with me on wednesday to his rightful home.

girl

 
At 1:22 AM, Blogger Indri said...

I hear they're good for washing out small laundry items...

 
At 9:16 AM, Blogger jo said...

always listen to your cousin, Matthew John, she is uperior and knows all

 
At 4:13 AM, Blogger jo said...

Shit! I bet she can spell, too....

 

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