Quiz Results
1) What is my favorite bit of menacing cartoon-iconography from the musical world? Hint: it/she/he has appeared in this blog.
Answer: Radiohead Bear, 1 point
2) What is my House Name from Sabotage (the red house, you know, in Madison)?
Answer: The Gondolier of Atrocities, 1 point
3) Have I ever written a letter to Jack T. Chick?
Answer: Yes, 1 point
4) True or False: I have offered up my cousin David as a husband to a 17-year-old French girl.
Answer: Yes, 1 point
5) Do I like Ragstock?
Score 0 for "yes", 1 for "no", 2 for "FUCKYOU"
6) How many times has my mother threatened to disown me?
1 point for any answer greater than one, but 9,370 for the correct answer, which is the total number of days I have been alive, margin of error 15.
Bonus Question 1) Fill in the blank: Twenty dollars can buy many ________!
Answer: peanuts, 1 point
Bonus Question 2) Which actress is my only weak spot, despite the fact that she has yellow hair and cannot act (at all)?
Answer: Heather Graham, 1 point
So the winner is MY MOTHER, with a final score of 9,375. She was the only person who actually bothered to answer my cunningly conceived quiz. 1 pound bag of Starburst for you, Mom! Everyone else, you make me cry!
posted by MJP @ 1:23 PM
3 comments
3 Comments:
I'd like to point out that I answered in person (though I probably didn't beat your mom...)
well, jeez, it's not nice to beat his poor but witty mom....okay, if you must, but please NOT MY FEET!
Jealous, jealous, jealous, this is so much fun, but do you think I'll ever see those fucking Starbucks?
Pardonnez-moi, what I really meant to say was "na na na na na" - it's just so much more shallow and stupid (2 of my favorite personal qualities).
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