Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Aw crap


I hate to post nothing but bad news, but is there anybody out there who can look at this movie ad for Star Wars M&Ms and not feel despair?

The Dark Lords of the Sith approach - always two there are, and this time we have Darth Insipid and his apprentice Darth Incredibly Banal.


At 10:58 PM, Anonymous EVIL said...

Just remember, this is brought to you by the same fucks that decided to pass on the little movie called E.T., because they didn't want their candy to be associated with aliens...

Fuck those fucking fucks... (those were just for me).

At 9:59 AM, Anonymous Amexinus said...

Matt, I have nothing to say about Star Wars. What I do have to say is - WHY THE HELL DIDN'T I FIND OUT ABOUT THIS BLOG MONTHS AGO??? You're coming back soon, right? The Midwest misses its Very Naked Matt. By the way... Tom Petty - Summerfest - July 1.

At 10:36 AM, Anonymous Uber Foxy said...

oh, and since I am being forced to catch up on the past 8 months of MattJohn's life - please check my answers to the quiz you posted on Nov 24. I want starburst.


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