Someone Sent Me A CAKE!
Wow! I got in to school this morning and there's a note taped to my locker that says "Surprise" (that's French for "surprise"). It points me to the fridge, where there's a big green box with a huge and delectable-looking cake! It says "Happy Birthday Mathiew."
How fantastic! Rumor swirling around here says my parents did it - specifically that my dad called a boulangerie in France and had them make a cake to deliver this morning. HOW HOT IS THAT?
I submit: very, very hot!
posted by MJP @ 9:24 AM
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A boulangerie? A cake from something called a boulangerie sounds like it should have a herion addicted french prostitue pop out of. Did it?
Oh yeah, happy birthday! Your gift will have to wait until you are stateside again, I don't know if I can ship it legally overseas.
Hooker? No, she was just a stripper. But she only had one leg!
And whatever this gift is, I WANT IT.
That was indeed very very hot!
Remember the birthday you had your senior year of college where 5 or 6 girls were eating your candy necklace at once?! I submit that that was also very very hot! Although maybe not as hot as when Scott, Jason, etc. did the same...
Hooker? I hardly even know her!!
bon anniversaire, matthew john
That college birthday? Yeah, that was way hot. Too bad most of the pictures I've got are of Young Scott trying to get his grubby mitts all over my candy necklace.
If I remember right, all the good pictures are still with Jason's ex-German Ina.
The best part is that I'm not sure offhand if it was 5 or 6 girls. What a lovely moment that was!
Please note that any current girlfriends of mine should not get jealous because I was an officer and a gentleman.
Thanks for the good wishes, all!
I think it was 5 girls. I don't have the naughty pictures but I do have pictures of that evening. I can't say I'm upset with the German ex- I could get in trouble myself. Damn that was a fund weekend.
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