I Am Back From Italy (Did You Know I Went to Italy?)

In Italy I saw:

• Rome


• The Poping of the Pope: I was in St. Peter's Square when they announced the Pope.


• Pompeii, which I will write a full dissertation about soon because it totally fried my medulla oblongata


• Sorrento: with many orange and lemon trees, felonious restaurants, and gorgeous water, this was one of my favorites


• Capri: balls to the wall natural beauty, where I rolled up my pants like Huck Finn and dipped myself into the Mediterranean. Also I went to Prada and bought some really cute shoes.


• Naples: This just sucks


• Florence: Prettyprettypretty even without any nature at all. Dr. Norman Fell chose a nice city to eat people in, and it's a good place to get lost in, too.


• Pisa: Somebody fucked up

Then today was 15 hours of travel and I'm not even home yet! How hardcore of me!

Last note for this entry: it may worry some folks to hear that through most of Italy my group and I were stalked by a Horrible Monster. It is called the Gorgonzola, and it is a hideous remnant of the times when nightmares stalked the Earth. And wore red backpacks.