The Continuing Adventures of Matthew: Seismic Veteran = Me

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Tonight my apartment bounced up and down.

I guess I'm a citizen of California now.

At 6:42 PM, Anonymous said...: See? Even the Earth itself does not like you. It's trying to shake you off.
At 8:03 PM, Anonymous said...: Clearly it is time to move to Mpls. We have no monkeys named Steve. Only Hesselbein
At 4:37 PM, Anonymous said...: That wasn't an earthquake, you mincing pantywaist! That was Steve, the maladjusted monkey on steroids and rock candy trying to rape you with your apartment floor.
At 12:14 PM, Anonymous said...: what the crap? I didn't feel an earhtquake!
At 11:06 AM, Anonymous said...: GRAAAR!! WHY DO YOU STILL WALK UPON ME?