Monday, April 09, 2007

While We're Not on the Subject

I believe that Godric Gryffindor's sword has been one of Voldemort's horcruxes since Big V asked Big D for a job and got flat turned down cold. Does it really make sense that Big V wanted into Big D's office just to ask for a piddly job?

And who better to unwittingly guard a little piece of your soul?


At 10:30 PM, Anonymous cathy said...

I have two theories.

My first is that the final horcrux is Dudley's Playstation 3. Zany antics ensue as Harry destroys it with magic and tries explaining to the Dursleys that he was acting in the greater good.

My second theory is that Voldemort decided to be a real dick and made the earth itself the final Horcrux, so they'd have to destroy it to destroy him and he'd get the last laugh anyway.

At 12:35 AM, Blogger MJP said...

Theory 1: No good. The Harry Potter series takes place in the 1990s, so there'd be like NO SUCH THING as a PS3. DUMMY.

Theory 2: I don't like you.

At 9:38 PM, Anonymous cathy said...

Takes place in the '90's... hmm, I guess that rules out the Berlin Wall as a horcrux.

Maybe... this would be ironic... what if comet Shoemaker-Levy 9 turned out to be one of the horcruxes, and Voldemort is all like, "Ha! You've destroyed all my horcruxes except one, and that is hidden safely in outer freaking space! I am invincible!" and then like totally dies since that comet so totally got eaten in '94.

At 11:03 PM, Blogger MJP said...

Since it takes place in the 90s, I keep expecting Bono to show up. He'd be all "Hie HAHHHHHH HAAAAAAHHH" and Voldemort would just turn to the light side and probably start supporting Greenpeace and stuff.


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