Sunday, July 08, 2007

Communications - No Phone

If you've tried to contact me recently chances are very good that it didn't work.

My cell phone is gone, lost, plundered, or a runaway. Not sure exactly what happened, but I had to suspend the service. I'll update when I've got a new one and I've called in to restore my ability to get calls and voicemail.

In the meantime, I also spent the weekend in the charming embrace of a technological backwater (Glen's house) that has no internet access (but he does have a cat). So I'm catching up on email.

Feel free to send some email or drop a comment on this blog entry if you think there's a message or whatnot that I haven't gotten to.

Happy summer, everyone!


At 1:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How's it go? Ha, yo faded!

At 6:35 PM, Blogger Julie said...

oh hell yes now the date rape song is my head

p.s. COCKS

p.p.s. sorry to hear about your phone.

At 9:14 PM, Anonymous Cathy said...

This is the kitty of which he speaks. Yay, kitty!

At 9:14 PM, Anonymous Cathy said...

This is the kitty of which he speaks. Yay, kitty!

At 10:51 PM, Blogger Julie said...


oh wait, there's the kitty.


At 10:01 AM, Blogger Glen said...

The cat pissed your name in his litter box, and then took a shit on it. It means he likes you.

I, on the other hand, cracked open your skull with a pewter sitar. It means I don't like you.

At 10:20 AM, Anonymous MRAAAGGGHHH said...

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

At 12:27 PM, Anonymous cathy said...

I like kitties.

At 12:42 AM, Anonymous cathy said...

One fun fact about kitties is that they squish when you cuddle them and also cuddle when you squish them.

I like kitties.

At 4:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

I would also like to just add, "Good luck, and we're all counting on you."

At 12:19 PM, Anonymous hater said...


At 10:51 AM, Anonymous cathy said...

I think you should visit 100 kitties next time.

kitties are cuddleable, they also have kitty faces and kitty feet. some kitties are itty bitty and others are big.

i like kitties...

At 2:46 AM, Anonymous mraaaggghhh said...

Yep, gettin' drunk at the olde flower shop.

p.s. Purple is a fruit.

At 3:44 PM, Anonymous i don't like you said...

What has 11 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard with special guest star YOUR MOM.

At 9:53 PM, Anonymous hate face 6000 said...

A more fitting title for this post would be "Communications -- No Point." Because there's no point in trying to communicate with Matt, because Matt is not a very good person.

Given the choice between communicating with him and kicking him in the shins, I'd say kick him in the shins.

At 10:26 AM, Anonymous Gotta Catch 'Em All! said...

I wanna be the very best
like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
searching far and wide
Each pokémon to understand
the power that's inside

Pokémon! its you and me
I know its my destiny,
Pokémon! Oh you're my best friend
in a world we must defend
Pokémon! a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through,

You teach me and I'll teach you,
Pokémon! gotta catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all! Pokémon!

At 6:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


cocks COCKS
cocks COCKS
cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks

At 1:03 AM, Anonymous Cathy said...

Hey Matt, check these awesome videos out.

Video #1

Video #2

Video #3

(You know how you can make it stop)

At 12:06 AM, Anonymous Cathy said...

Hm, I guess you want more. 'k.

Video #4

Video #5

At 11:19 AM, Anonymous Cathy said...

You know, I don't expect to either run out of these or tire of posting them anytime soon...

Video #6

Video #7

At 9:21 PM, Anonymous cathy said...

You know, unless you actually start saying things pretty soon weird japanese videos will make up over half the content of your blog.

Video #8

Video #9

Video #10

At 10:36 PM, Anonymous cathy said...

You make me sick, Matthew. You repulse me.

Video #11

Video #12

At 10:38 AM, Anonymous cathy said...

I can only think of one explanation for why you haven't posted yet: You secretly love this stuff. Sure, you talk all "Gah! No! I can't handle the Japan!" but deep down you're like "ooooh this is the best stuff ever!"

Video #13

Video #14

Video #15

At 11:29 AM, Anonymous cathy said...

Ahh... I am very disappointed in you Matthew.

Video #16

Video #17


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