Friday, March 30, 2007

Roast Beef is Everywhere

Two of my new favorite things involve Roast Beef.

Monday, March 26, 2007

My International Sunday

At a little restaurant called the Prague Café, I talked to a girl. The girl was from Wales, the waiter was from eastern Europe, and the music was Swedish. It was Abba-Swedish, it was looping, and it was LOUD.

Does this make me cosmopolitan and well-rounded and stuff? I mean I exposed myself to lots of different cultures, but so far my chief benefit has been learning the words to Waterloo by heart.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007


Today I was on the phone with two people, one from the Pacific Northwest and one from Ohio.

The one from Ohio pronounced pen 'pin' and the one from Washington pronounced pin 'pen'.

My head doth spin.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Seismic Veteran = Me

Tonight my apartment bounced up and down.

I guess I'm a citizen of California now.

Public Service Announcement

Let it be hereby known, by Imperial Edict set forth by me this day, that an appropriately named monkey shall never be called "Steve".

Thank you for your attention; now let us never speak of this again.